Daddy Stool
Pooping so hard you think you’re going to die, and then you start singing like you’re in a talent show.
Just pooped so hard I thought I was going to pass out. Then I started singing. I’m a man of many talents.
Dropped a stool so big it blocked the toilet. Then I started singing. What else was I supposed to do?
Pooped like a dragon and sang, "I’m the king of the crapper, I’m going to poop forever." I’m not wrong.