Daddy Stool

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When you take a big ol' dump and sing a twisted version of "Daddy Cool" like you’re the king of the toilet.

Just pooped like a champ and sang, "I’m the king of the crapper, I don’t need no flusher."

Finished my meal and my stool. Now I’m doing my Daddy Stool dance.

Pooped so hard I think I broke the toilet. Then I started singing. What can I say? I’m a man of culture.

The glorious act of pooping and then rapping about it like it’s the most important thing ever.

Just dropped a bomb and rapped, "I’m the king of the throne, you can’t touch me, I’m too strong."

Took a dump and said, "This stool is legendary, I’m the Daddy Stool, you’re just a sidekick."

Pooped so loud the neighbors heard it. Then I broke into a rap. What else am I supposed to do? I’m a man of action.

Pooping so hard you think you’re going to die, and then you start singing like you’re in a talent show.

Just pooped so hard I thought I was going to pass out. Then I started singing. I’m a man of many talents.

Dropped a stool so big it blocked the toilet. Then I started singing. What else was I supposed to do?

Pooped like a dragon and sang, "I’m the king of the crapper, I’m going to poop forever." I’m not wrong.