Daddy Splash
Your dad who thinks he's still cool because he can beat you at Wii Tennis, even though he still uses the controller like it's a sword from the 13th century.
Dad: 'I beat you again!' Me: 'You’re just cheating.' Dad: 'I’m not cheating. I’m just using my experience.'
He challenged me to a match. I won. He cried. I felt bad. Then he cried more.
He called me 'Master' after I beat him. I called him 'The Legend of Zelda.'