Daddy Splash

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A guy who walks into your life like a drunk man into a pool, turns your whole day upside down, makes you laugh so hard you pee your pants, and sometimes smells like old pizza and dad jokes.

My ex said I was her Daddy Splash. I said, 'You were my splash. I was your dad.'

He walked in and I instantly felt like I had won the lottery. Then he farted. Now I feel like I won the lottery and got a free ticket to hell.

I texted him 'I miss you' and he replied 'I miss you too... and your mom.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Your dad who thinks he's still cool because he can beat you at Wii Tennis, even though he still uses the controller like it's a sword from the 13th century.

Dad: 'I beat you again!' Me: 'You’re just cheating.' Dad: 'I’m not cheating. I’m just using my experience.'

He challenged me to a match. I won. He cried. I felt bad. Then he cried more.

He called me 'Master' after I beat him. I called him 'The Legend of Zelda.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago