Daddy Shrimpo - A shrimp who fancies himself your dad, but he’s just a tiny

A shrimp who fancies himself your dad, but he’s just a tiny creature with a big head and bigger delusions

Daddy Shrimpo tried to take my kid to a superhero training camp. He showed up in a tiny cape. It didn’t help.

My kid thinks Daddy Shrimpo is a real dad. He’s not. He’s just a shrimp who doesn’t know how to shut up.

Daddy Shrimpo tried to sing a lullaby. It sounded like he was screaming. My kid was scared.