Daddy Shrimpo

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The goofy as hell guy who acts like he’s your dad but is actually just a shrimp wearing a crown
Daddy Shrimpo just tried to teach my kid how to fight with a tiny sword. It was a disaster.
My kid thinks Daddy Shrimpo is the king of the universe. He’s not. He’s just a shrimp with a delusion.
Daddy Shrimpo tried to do a dance-off with my kid and lost. He cried like a baby.
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A shrimp who thinks he’s your dad and acts like he’s got a life, but he’s just making it up as he goes
Daddy Shrimpo told my kid he was going to conquer the ocean. He didn’t even know how to swim.
My kid asked Daddy Shrimpo for a bedtime story. He told a shrimp version of The Lion King. It was weird.
Daddy Shrimpo tried to take my kid to a fancy dinner. He ordered seafood. Then he cried because it wasn’t shrimp.
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A shrimp who fancies himself your dad, but he’s just a tiny creature with a big head and bigger delusions
Daddy Shrimpo tried to take my kid to a superhero training camp. He showed up in a tiny cape. It didn’t help.
My kid thinks Daddy Shrimpo is a real dad. He’s not. He’s just a shrimp who doesn’t know how to shut up.
Daddy Shrimpo tried to sing a lullaby. It sounded like he was screaming. My kid was scared.
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