Daddy Seat - The giant belly that grows on a dad when he stops working ou

The giant belly that grows on a dad when he stops working out. It's like a seat for the baby to sit on while the dad eats pizza and yells at the TV.

My daddy seat is so big, my kid has a seatbelt.

I have a daddy seat so big, I can park my kid on it.

My daddy seat is so big, it’s now a new room in my house.