Daddy Seat

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The flabby, saggy gut that fathers get when they stop caring about their body. It’s like a soft cushion for the baby’s butt so the dad can hold the kid with one hand and eat a burger with the other.

My daddy seat is so big, my kid thinks it's a pillow.

I got a daddy seat so big, my wife says it's a third kid.

My daddy seat is so big, I can sit on it and still look like I'm doing push-ups.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

The soft, squishy gut that hangs off a dad’s waist like a bag of chips. It lets the baby sit on it so the dad can use his other hand to grab a drink or curse at the baby.

My daddy seat is so soft, my kid thinks it's a bouncer.

I don't need a baby seat, my daddy seat does the job.

I eat so much, my daddy seat is now a side dish.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

The giant belly that grows on a dad when he stops working out. It's like a seat for the baby to sit on while the dad eats pizza and yells at the TV.

My daddy seat is so big, my kid has a seatbelt.

I have a daddy seat so big, I can park my kid on it.

My daddy seat is so big, it’s now a new room in my house.

by Slangipedia 15d ago