Daddy Richardson
A walking legend at Stargate, so big he could bench-press a kid and not even flinch. He’s like the dad of all assistant principals.
He told my brother, ‘You’re not even trying,’ and then gave him a warning for being ‘too lazy to be bad.’
He walked into the gym and the whole basketball team dropped their balls.
He said my friend’s hair was ‘a fire hazard’ and made him wear a helmet for the rest of the week.