Daddy Richardson

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The fattest man who ever lived, and he’s got a badge and a clipboard at Stargate. He don’t just teach kids, he terrorizes them.

Daddy Richardson walked into the hallway and the whole school shut up. Even the janitor stopped mopping.

He told my friend he was ‘a disgrace’ and gave him a detention for wearing mismatched socks.

When he yelled at the lunch lady, the soup started bubbling like it was scared.

A walking legend at Stargate, so big he could bench-press a kid and not even flinch. He’s like the dad of all assistant principals.

He told my brother, ‘You’re not even trying,’ and then gave him a warning for being ‘too lazy to be bad.’

He walked into the gym and the whole basketball team dropped their balls.

He said my friend’s hair was ‘a fire hazard’ and made him wear a helmet for the rest of the week.

The most massive man in the building, and he runs the show at Stargate. He’s like a giant who’s also a teacher.

He told my friend he was ‘a disgrace to the human race’ for not doing his homework.

He gave me a detention for talking and then told me I was ‘too dumb to be funny.’

He yelled at the math teacher for being ‘too slow’ and then did the problem in 10 seconds.