Daddy Phill stood at the bar looking cool. No E Girl came over. He said, 'This is a disgrace.'

He tried to get an E Girl to dance with him. She said, 'I’m dancing with my guy.' He said, 'You’re not my type.' She said, 'You’re not even my type.'

Daddy Phill asked an E Girl out. She said, 'No. Your face is too ugly.' He said, 'That’s not true.' She said, 'It is.'