Daddy Phill

Daddy Phill tried to text 3 E Girls at once. None responded. He cried in the shower.

He asked an E Girl for her number. She said, 'You’re not my type.' He said, 'I’m your type.' She said, 'No.'

Daddy Phill tried to flirt with an E Girl at the club. She walked away and said, 'You’re not even close.'

Daddy Phill stood at the bar looking cool. No E Girl came over. He said, 'This is a disgrace.'

He tried to get an E Girl to dance with him. She said, 'I’m dancing with my guy.' He said, 'You’re not my type.' She said, 'You’re not even my type.'

Daddy Phill asked an E Girl out. She said, 'No. Your face is too ugly.' He said, 'That’s not true.' She said, 'It is.'

Daddy Phill tried to impress E Girls with his smooth talk. They said, 'You’re not smooth. You’re just awkward.'

He tried to text 5 E Girls at the same time. They all said, 'We’re not even friends.'

Daddy Phill tried to flirt with an E Girl. She said, 'You’re not even trying.' He said, 'I am.' She said, 'No, you’re not.'