Daddy Noob
Either a total legend or a brain-dead mess. You never know which one you’re talking to. Could be both.
My kid just pooped in my pants and I laughed. I’m a daddy noob, but I’m also a legend.
I named my kid 'Chaos' and he lived up to it. I’m a daddy noob and a legend.
I tried to walk my kid to school and he ran into a wall. I’m a daddy noob, and I think I’m a legend.