Daddy McFaddy
A man so short and round he looks like a donut that got hit by a truck. He’s always covered in goo and happy to make everyone else messy too.
Daddy McFaddy slipped into my class and threw lube on the teacher. Now we’re all covered in it.
He showed up at my house with a bottle of lube and said, 'I’m gonna smear this all over your mom.'
He ran into the mall shirtless and started lube-spraying everyone. Now the cops are coming.