Daddy McFaddy

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A tiny, sweaty man who slides into trouble like it's his second job. He’s always shirtless, covered in goo, and happy to smear it all over anyone who crosses him.

Daddy McFaddy just slipped into my kitchen and threw lube at my mom. Classic.

He showed up at the gym shirtless and started slapping everyone with a greasy towel. What even is life?

My dad called him and said, 'You better not slip into my house again or I’ll sue you for lube trespassing.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A guy who's so round and short he could fit in a greasy sock. He’s always running around like he’s being chased by a bunch of wet donuts.

Daddy McFaddy came into my room with a jar of lube and said, 'I’m gonna spread this like a greasy hug.'

He slipped into the school gym and tried to lube the entire floor. Now the principal is mad.

He showed up at my birthday party with a bucket of lube and a shirtless dance break. What even is life?

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A man so short and round he looks like a donut that got hit by a truck. He’s always covered in goo and happy to make everyone else messy too.

Daddy McFaddy slipped into my class and threw lube on the teacher. Now we’re all covered in it.

He showed up at my house with a bottle of lube and said, 'I’m gonna smear this all over your mom.'

He ran into the mall shirtless and started lube-spraying everyone. Now the cops are coming.

by Slangipedia 15d ago