Daddy McFaddy
A guy who's so round and short he could fit in a greasy sock. He’s always running around like he’s being chased by a bunch of wet donuts.
Daddy McFaddy came into my room with a jar of lube and said, 'I’m gonna spread this like a greasy hug.'
He slipped into the school gym and tried to lube the entire floor. Now the principal is mad.
He showed up at my birthday party with a bucket of lube and a shirtless dance break. What even is life?