daddy kratos
A person who’s like a god. Usually huge and jiggly. Often has a beard that looks like a forest. Works for anyone, no matter the gender.
My dad is a daddy kratos. He’s got a beard and can lift my car like it’s a toy.
My mom is a daddy kratos. She’s got a beard and can cook enough food for a whole army.
My cousin is a daddy kratos. He’s got a beard and can beat me up and still laugh about it.