daddy kratos

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A god-like person who’s usually fat as a pig. Often a parent with a beard like a mountain. Works for anyone, no matter the gender.

My dad is a daddy kratos. He eats pizza for breakfast and still beats me at Mario Kart.

My mom’s a daddy kratos. She can bench press me and still makes the best lasagna.

My uncle is a daddy kratos. He’s got a beard so thick, it looks like he’s wearing a scarf made of hair.

A person who acts like a god. Usually big and flabby. Often has a beard that looks like it’s been growing for years. Works for anyone.

My brother is a daddy kratos. He eats donuts for dinner and still beats me at video games.

My stepdad is a daddy kratos. He’s got a beard so long, it could be a rug.

My grandpa is a daddy kratos. He’s got a beard and a voice that can scare the mailman.

A person who’s like a god. Usually huge and jiggly. Often has a beard that looks like a forest. Works for anyone, no matter the gender.

My dad is a daddy kratos. He’s got a beard and can lift my car like it’s a toy.

My mom is a daddy kratos. She’s got a beard and can cook enough food for a whole army.

My cousin is a daddy kratos. He’s got a beard and can beat me up and still laugh about it.