daddy kratos
A person who acts like a god. Usually big and flabby. Often has a beard that looks like it’s been growing for years. Works for anyone.
My brother is a daddy kratos. He eats donuts for dinner and still beats me at video games.
My stepdad is a daddy kratos. He’s got a beard so long, it could be a rug.
My grandpa is a daddy kratos. He’s got a beard and a voice that can scare the mailman.