daddy jog
a jog where your legs are like stiff noodles and your arms flap like a mad chicken
My dad does the daddy jog every morning. He looks like he’s trying to run and he’s trying to die.
She said she was going for a jog, but it was just the daddy jog. I almost fell laughing.
He did the daddy jog during the Zoom meeting. Everyone was staring at him like he was a ghost.