daddy jog

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a jog where your legs are like stiff noodles and your arms flap like a mad chicken
My dad does the daddy jog every morning. He looks like he’s trying to run and he’s trying to die.
She said she was going for a jog, but it was just the daddy jog. I almost fell laughing.
He did the daddy jog during the Zoom meeting. Everyone was staring at him like he was a ghost.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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when you jog like you’re trying to escape a cop and your legs are too tired to move
My uncle does the daddy jog every day. It’s like he’s running from a bear and he’s out of gas.
She did the daddy jog during her lunch break. Her coworkers were laughing so hard they cried.
He did the daddy jog in front of the whole class. It was the worst thing ever.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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a slow jog where your arms go like crazy but your legs are moving like a snail
My dad does the daddy jog every morning. He looks like he’s trying to run and he’s trying to die.
She said she was going for a jog, but it was just the daddy jog. I almost fell laughing.
He did the daddy jog during the Zoom meeting. Everyone was staring at him like he was a ghost.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
4
when you jog like you’re trying to escape a cop and your legs are too tired to move
My uncle does the daddy jog every day. It’s like he’s running from a bear and he’s out of gas.
She did the daddy jog during her lunch break. Her coworkers were laughing so hard they cried.
He did the daddy jog in front of the whole class. It was the worst thing ever.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
5
a jog where your legs are like stiff noodles and your arms flap like a mad chicken
My dad does the daddy jog every morning. He looks like he’s trying to run and he’s trying to die.
She said she was going for a jog, but it was just the daddy jog. I almost fell laughing.
He did the daddy jog during the Zoom meeting. Everyone was staring at him like he was a ghost.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
6
when you jog like you’re trying to escape a cop and your legs are too tired to move
My uncle does the daddy jog every day. It’s like he’s running from a bear and he’s out of gas.
She did the daddy jog during her lunch break. Her coworkers were laughing so hard they cried.
He did the daddy jog in front of the whole class. It was the worst thing ever.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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