Daddy Jabba
A walking hamburger who is a total pain in the ass. She has two skanky friends named Scarlet and Violet. She's timid as a mouse but when she's with her friends she turns into a screaming lunatic.
'Daddy Jabba just threw a chair at a waiter and it hit the ceiling.'
'She cried over a bad cupcake and Violet had to comfort her.'
'She started a screaming match with a stranger and no one knew why.'