Daddy Jabba

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A giant blob of lard who's a complete waste of oxygen. She's got two skanky besties named Scarlet and Violet. She acts like a timid mouse in public but turns into a screaming banshee when she's with her friends.

'Daddy Jabba just walked in and I want to die.'

'She started crying over a bag of chips and Scarlet laughed at her.'

'I saw her whispering to Violet and I knew it was going to be a disaster.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A walking meatball who is the worst human being. Her friends Scarlet and Violet are her only saving grace. She's shy as a ghost but when she's with her friends, she's a fire-breathing dragon.

'Daddy Jabba just yelled at the cashier for giving her the wrong soda.'

'She hid in a closet until Violet came to rescue her.'

'She started a fight over a parking spot and it turned into a full-blown war.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A greasy meatball who's the worst person on Earth. She's got two trashy friends named Scarlet and Violet. She's shy as a mouse but with her friends she's like a rabid raccoon.

'Daddy Jabba just sat on the floor and cried because her hair was messed up.'

'She screamed at a pigeon and Violet joined in.'

'She started a food fight in the middle of the mall and no one stopped her.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A giant pile of bacon who is the worst person. Her friends Scarlet and Violet are the only ones who can handle her. She's shy as a baby but when she's with her friends she's like a screaming monster.

'Daddy Jabba just kicked a vending machine and it broke.'

'She ran out of the store crying because Violet left her.'

'She started singing in the middle of the grocery store and no one understood it.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A walking hamburger who is a total pain in the ass. She has two skanky friends named Scarlet and Violet. She's timid as a mouse but when she's with her friends she turns into a screaming lunatic.

'Daddy Jabba just threw a chair at a waiter and it hit the ceiling.'

'She cried over a bad cupcake and Violet had to comfort her.'

'She started a screaming match with a stranger and no one knew why.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A giant meatball who is the worst human. Her friends Scarlet and Violet are her only allies. She's shy as a ghost but when she's with her friends she's like a roaring lion.

'Daddy Jabba just sat on the floor and screamed for no reason.'

'She started a fight with a dog and Violet laughed at her.'

'She cried in public because her shoes were dirty and no one helped her.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago