Daddy Jabba
A giant pile of bacon who is the worst person. Her friends Scarlet and Violet are the only ones who can handle her. She's shy as a baby but when she's with her friends she's like a screaming monster.
'Daddy Jabba just kicked a vending machine and it broke.'
'She ran out of the store crying because Violet left her.'
'She started singing in the middle of the grocery store and no one understood it.'