Daddy Issue Fynn
This Fynn lives on takeaway and has a Siam they think is their dad. They'll argue with anyone who says 'Daddy' is not the best nickname ever. Their guts are a mess, and they still don't know who their real dad is, but they're too busy pretending they're the hero of a curry war.
My Siam is my dad. My real dad is a mystery. My stomach is a disaster.
I don't know who my real dad is, but I know my Siam is definitely not a dad. He's a dog. A dad dog.
I eat curry so much my Siam thinks he's my dad. My real dad thinks I'm a mess.