Daddy Issue Fynn

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A Fynn who eats so much takeaway curry their guts are screaming for mercy, and calls their Siam 'Daddy' like it's the last thing they'll ever say before they puke. They don't know who their real dad is, but they'll fake a heart attack if someone calls them anything but 'Daddy's big brave soldier.'

I just ate three curries and now my Siam is licking my face like I'm his dad. I'm dying.

Why do you call him Daddy? He's just a dog who eats my leftovers.

I don't know who my real dad is, but I know my Siam's name isn't 'Dad.' It's 'Dad.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

This Fynn lives on takeaway and has a Siam they think is their dad. They'll argue with anyone who says 'Daddy' is not the best nickname ever. Their guts are a mess, and they still don't know who their real dad is, but they're too busy pretending they're the hero of a curry war.

My Siam is my dad. My real dad is a mystery. My stomach is a disaster.

I don't know who my real dad is, but I know my Siam is definitely not a dad. He's a dog. A dad dog.

I eat curry so much my Siam thinks he's my dad. My real dad thinks I'm a mess.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A Fynn who's basically a walking curry disaster, and their Siam is the only dad they need. They don't know who their real dad is, but they'll scream 'Daddy's big brave soldier' at the top of their lungs if someone tries to call them anything else. Their guts are a war zone.

I'm not a soldier. I'm a Fynn who eats too much curry and calls my Siam 'Daddy.'

My real dad is missing, but my Siam is here. He's my dad. He's my dad.

I don't know who my real dad is, but I know my Siam is my dad. I'm not a soldier, I'm a mess.

by Slangipedia 14d ago