Daddy gramps
When you're so old you could be a fossil, but you still try to look cool by riding a scooter and pretending you're not covered in geckos and old man stink.
Dad gramps just rode his scooter through the park like he’s in a movie, but he’s got a gecko on his shoulder and smells like a wet sock.
Gramps tried to text me while riding his scooter, but he dropped his phone because he’s got a gecko on his face.
Dad gramps told me he’s gonna beat my dad at a video game, but he’s got a gecko on his head and smells like a garbage can.