Daddy gramps

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When you're so old you could be a fossil, but you still try to look cool by riding a scooter and pretending you're not covered in geckos and old man stink.
Dad gramps just rode his scooter through the park like he’s in a movie, but he’s got a gecko on his shoulder and smells like a wet sock.
Gramps tried to text me while riding his scooter, but he dropped his phone because he’s got a gecko on his face.
Dad gramps told me he’s gonna beat my dad at a video game, but he’s got a gecko on his head and smells like a garbage can.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A man who thinks he’s still young, but he’s actually ancient and covered in geckos, and he still rides a scooter like it’s a sports car.
Dad gramps just rode his scooter to the store, but he had a gecko on his head and yelled at the store clerk like he was a cop.
He tried to play Call of Duty and got kicked out because he kept yelling ‘I’m still young’ while a gecko crawled on his arm.
Dad gramps told me he’s gonna beat my dad at a video game, but he has a gecko on his face and smells like a dead sock.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A man who is older than your mom’s ex, smells like a trash can, and still thinks he’s cool because he rides a scooter and has geckos on his body.
Dad gramps just drove his scooter through the park like he’s a superhero, but he had a gecko on his face and smelled like a dead raccoon.
He tried to play Fortnite and kept falling over because he had a gecko on his arm and smelled like a trash can.
Dad gramps told me he’s gonna beat my dad at a video game, but he had a gecko on his head and smelled like a wet sock.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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