Daddy Furti
Daddy Furti is a guy who looks like he just won a beauty pageant and a lottery. Nobody knows his real name because he probably got it changed after he made a cop cry.
I saw him at the airport and the security guard started giving him a standing ovation.
He walked into my class and my teacher said, ‘Why are you here? I thought you were on vacation.’
He showed up at my birthday party and I got 100 more friends overnight.