Daddy Furti

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Daddy Furti is a hot guy who looks like he just stepped out of a luxury car. No one knows his real name because he probably got it changed after he gave a kid a heart attack.

Dude, that guy at the club is like a walking dream. He’s got the face of a god and the confidence of a king.

I saw him at the mall and I swear my dog started licking the floor.

He walked into the gym and the weights got jealous.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Daddy Furti is a smooth operator with a smile that could melt steel. He doesn’t use his real name because it’s probably something embarrassing.

He came into my bar and tipped me $100 just to sit next to me. I didn’t even order a drink.

My friend tried to flirt with him and got rejected. Hard.

He walked into the restaurant and the waiters started arguing over who got to serve him.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Daddy Furti is a guy who looks like he just won a beauty pageant and a lottery. Nobody knows his real name because he probably got it changed after he made a cop cry.

I saw him at the airport and the security guard started giving him a standing ovation.

He walked into my class and my teacher said, ‘Why are you here? I thought you were on vacation.’

He showed up at my birthday party and I got 100 more friends overnight.

by Slangipedia 14d ago