Daddy Dylon
The guy who makes your day, but he’s got a secret crush on Laur-Laur and will do anything to hide it. He’s got a laugh that could make a ghost cry and a temper that could make a volcano explode.
He said Laur-Laur was ‘hot enough to burn my socks’ and then yelled at me for calling her ‘Laur’ again.
He laughed so hard at my joke that he cried and then called me ‘the worst friend ever.’
He got into a fight with a chair because it said Laur-Laur was ‘not hot enough.’