Daddy Dylon

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The most hot guy you could ever hope to find. He makes you laugh till you cry, but he’ll swear at you if you say his nickname wrong. He’s got a crush on this girl named Laur-Laur and acts like a total idiot around her.

Hey Laur-Laur, wanna hang out after school? I’ll bring snacks and a middle finger for anyone who interrupts us.

Dylon just made a joke so bad it deserved its own tombstone.

He yelled at me for calling Laur-Laur 'Laur' and said I was 'the worst friend ever.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A guy who looks like a dream and acts like a jerk. He’s got a secret crush on Laur-Laur and will go out of his way to make everyone else look stupid.

He said Laur-Laur was 'the best thing since sliced bread' and then called my pizza 'the worst thing since a bad haircut.'

He laughed so hard at my joke that he fell off his chair and got a bruise.

He texted me 'Laur-Laur is hot and I’m not' and then sent a selfie of him eating a taco.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

The guy who makes your day, but he’s got a secret crush on Laur-Laur and will do anything to hide it. He’s got a laugh that could make a ghost cry and a temper that could make a volcano explode.

He said Laur-Laur was ‘hot enough to burn my socks’ and then yelled at me for calling her ‘Laur’ again.

He laughed so hard at my joke that he cried and then called me ‘the worst friend ever.’

He got into a fight with a chair because it said Laur-Laur was ‘not hot enough.’

by Slangipedia 15d ago