Daddy Dylon
A guy who looks like a dream and acts like a jerk. He’s got a secret crush on Laur-Laur and will go out of his way to make everyone else look stupid.
He said Laur-Laur was 'the best thing since sliced bread' and then called my pizza 'the worst thing since a bad haircut.'
He laughed so hard at my joke that he fell off his chair and got a bruise.
He texted me 'Laur-Laur is hot and I’m not' and then sent a selfie of him eating a taco.