Daddy Draco
A sneaky, potion-drinking, two-faced wizard who thinks he's the main character in everyone's story.
He flaked on the spell. I turned into a chicken. He laughed. Then he ate my chicken sandwich.
He gave me a fake potion. It was just lemon juice and shame.
He called me a 'muggle' in front of my whole family. I still haven't forgiven him.