Daddy Draco

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A cocky, potion-chugging, backstabbing wizard who smells like old socks and regret.

"Daddy Draco? More like Drip Draco. He couldn't even brew coffee without burning it."

He walked into the room like he owned it. Then he tripped over his own ego.

I tried to befriend him. He turned me into a toad. For fun.

A sneaky, potion-drinking, two-faced wizard who thinks he's the main character in everyone's story.

He flaked on the spell. I turned into a chicken. He laughed. Then he ate my chicken sandwich.

He gave me a fake potion. It was just lemon juice and shame.

He called me a 'muggle' in front of my whole family. I still haven't forgiven him.

A smelly, spell-chucking, backstabbing wizard who thinks he's the king of the whole damn castle.

He made me clean the cauldrons. Then he threw a potion at me. It was just lemon and spite.

He took all the credit for my spell. I was the one who did the work.

He walked in like he owned the place. Then he accidentally turned the door into a pig.