Daddy Donohoe
A man who looks like he was born in a trash can and then left in the sun. He’s six foot five and has a dick so small it’s like it’s hiding from the police. When he gets hard, it’s like a sad noodle.
He tried to flirt with me and I had to go to the bathroom to calm down.
He asked me to be his girlfriend and I told him to go back to the trash can.
He sent me a DM saying he wanted to have a baby and I told him to take a nap.