Daddy Donohoe

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A man so ugly he makes the moon cry. He’s like a broken toilet that also smells like old socks. He’s 6'5" and has a weenie so tiny it looks like it belongs to a shrimp. When he gets hard, it’s like a failed science experiment.
He tried to propose to me and I had to cancel my therapy.
His face is so bad, my dog ran away from him.
He asked me to marry him and I told him I’d rather date a raccoon.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A man who looks like he was born in a trash can and then left in the sun. He’s six foot five and has a dick so small it’s like it’s hiding from the police. When he gets hard, it’s like a sad noodle.
He tried to flirt with me and I had to go to the bathroom to calm down.
He asked me to be his girlfriend and I told him to go back to the trash can.
He sent me a DM saying he wanted to have a baby and I told him to take a nap.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A man so hideous he could make a vampire run screaming. He’s 6'5" and looks like he’s been stuck in a blender. His weenie is so tiny it could fit in a teacup. When he gets hard, it’s like a broken pencil.
He tried to ask me out and I had to call my mom for help.
He sent me a text saying he wanted to kiss me and I told him to go eat a donut.
He tried to impress me and I had to leave the room.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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