daddy doer
when a kid loves being whipped by his dad more than letting his dad sneak around with his mom
Son: 'I'd take a whipping and a bruised ego over watching you two flirt.'
Dad: 'You're getting too old for this.' Son: 'I'm getting too tired of you being too old for me.'
Mom: 'Why are you two fighting?' Dad: 'He's being a brat again.' Son: 'He's being a sneaky cheater.'