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when a son loves getting his ass kicked by his dad and would rather be beaten than let his dad sleep with his mom

Dad: 'You think you're tough? I'll show you tough.' Son: 'Yes please, I'm ready.'

Son: 'I'd take a belt to the backside any day over watching you two flirt.'

Dad: 'You're lucky I'm tired.' Son: 'I'm lucky I'm not your mom.'

when a boy gets off on his dad being a total beast and would rather be spanked than let his dad cheat on his mom

Son: 'I'd take 100 slaps over you two making out in the kitchen.'

Dad: 'You're not even in the same league.' Son: 'No, but I'm in the same house.'

Mom: 'Why are you two screaming?' Dad: 'He's being a brat.' Son: 'He's being a cheater.'

when a kid loves being whipped by his dad more than letting his dad sneak around with his mom

Son: 'I'd take a whipping and a bruised ego over watching you two flirt.'

Dad: 'You're getting too old for this.' Son: 'I'm getting too tired of you being too old for me.'

Mom: 'Why are you two fighting?' Dad: 'He's being a brat again.' Son: 'He's being a sneaky cheater.'