daddy dialing
A girl tries to pretend she’s doing homework while having sex and calls her parents to ask for help with math.
Mom: 'Why are you calling me?' Me: 'I’m doing homework, Mom.' Dad: 'You’re doing homework? You’re also doing something else.'
Me: 'I’m doing math. I need help.' Mom: 'You’re doing math? You’re also doing something else.'
Dad: 'You’re not doing math. You’re doing something else.' Me: 'I’m also doing math.'