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A girl fakes being dead while having sex and calls her parents to ask if they want a pizza.

Mom: 'Is that you, dear?' Me: 'Yes, Mom. I'm dying. I need a pizza.'

Dad: 'You're not dead. You're just faking it.' Me: 'I'm also faking the pizza.'

Mom: 'You're not dead. You're just hungover.' Me: 'I'm also faking the hungover.'

A girl tries to pretend she’s doing homework while having sex and calls her parents to ask for help with math.

Mom: 'Why are you calling me?' Me: 'I’m doing homework, Mom.' Dad: 'You’re doing homework? You’re also doing something else.'

Me: 'I’m doing math. I need help.' Mom: 'You’re doing math? You’re also doing something else.'

Dad: 'You’re not doing math. You’re doing something else.' Me: 'I’m also doing math.'

A girl tries to act like she’s at a friend's house while having sex and calls her parents to check in.

Mom: 'Why are you calling me?' Me: 'I’m at Sarah’s house.' Dad: 'You’re at Sarah’s house? You’re also doing something else.'

Me: 'I’m just checking in.' Mom: 'You’re checking in? You’re also doing something else.'

Dad: 'You’re not at Sarah’s house. You’re just pretending.' Me: 'I’m also pretending I’m checking in.'