Daddy crush
When a woman gets totally distracted by an old guy who bosses her around. She might not even know it's happening. She'll do dumb stuff and act like a total fool.
"He said ‘well done’ and I sent him a 300-word text. I’m a lunatic."
"I can’t focus on my job because I keep thinking about his laugh. I’m a mess."
"I got a promotion and I immediately asked for a date. I’m a disaster."