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When a young woman gets a huge hard-on for a old guy who bosses her around. She might not even know she's doing it. She’ll act like a crazy person for no reason.
"I can't focus on work because I keep thinking about his hair. It's like a goddamn halo."
"He gave me a compliment, and I texted him back at 2 a. m. I'm a mess."
"I'm supposed to be doing taxes, but I'm just staring at his profile picture. What is wrong with me?"
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A girl’s obsession with an old man who has power over her. She might not even realize it’s happening. It makes her act like a total idiot.
"He said ‘good job’ and I immediately texted him. I’m 24. I’m not supposed to be this dumb."
"I got promoted, but I’m still thinking about his mustache. I’m a lost cause."
"I’m at a meeting and I keep imagining him giving me a pat on the head. It’s embarrassing."
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When a woman falls for a guy who’s old enough to be her dad and has the power to make her life hell. She might not even know she’s doing it. She’ll do stupid stuff for no reason.
"He gave me a raise, and I immediately asked for a coffee date. I’m a lunatic."
"I’m supposed to be working, but I’m just thinking about how he smells. I’m a mess."
"I sent him a DM saying ‘I love you’ and I didn’t even mean it. I’m a disaster."
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A young woman’s crazy infatuation with a old man who has the power to make her life miserable. She might not even know it’s happening. She acts like a total idiot because of it.
"He smiled at me and I immediately texted him. I’m 23 and I’m a total idiot."
"I got a promotion, but I’m still thinking about his face. I’m a lost cause."
"I’m at a meeting and I keep imagining him holding my hand. It’s absurd."
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When a woman gets totally distracted by an old guy who bosses her around. She might not even know it's happening. She'll do dumb stuff and act like a total fool.
"He said ‘well done’ and I sent him a 300-word text. I’m a lunatic."
"I can’t focus on my job because I keep thinking about his laugh. I’m a mess."
"I got a promotion and I immediately asked for a date. I’m a disaster."
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A woman's obsession with a old guy who has power over her. She might not even realize it. It makes her act like a total idiot.
"He said ‘hello’ and I texted him back at 1 a. m. I’m a mess."
"I can’t even do my job because I keep thinking about his hair. I’m a lost cause."
"I got promoted and I immediately sent him a heart emoji. I’m a lunatic."
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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