Daddy Chillax - Your mom’s midnight scream when she’s too tired to be mad bu

Your mom’s midnight scream when she’s too tired to be mad but still wants to yell. She’s probably drunk and thinks you’re a monster.

'Daddy Chillax! You’re a disgrace to all humans!', Mom, 1:06 am, after three shots of tequila.

'Daddy Chillax! I hate you!', Mom, 1:06 am, but she’s also snoring.

'Daddy Chillax! You’re gonna fail life!', Mom, 1:06 am, and she’s wearing pajamas with unicorns on them.