Daddy Chillax

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The Roadman version of Daddy Chill. Your mom yells it at 1:06 am like it’s a sacred ritual. She’s probably eating pizza and cussing your dad for being a lazy sack of potatoes.
'Daddy Chillax! You’re gonna wake the neighbors!', Mom, 1:07 am, after she bit into a whole pepperoni.
'Daddy Chillax! I’m not even tired!', Mom, 1:06 am, but she’s got a fifth cup of coffee.
'Daddy Chillax! You’re gonna die in this bed!', Mom, 1:06 am, but she’s also crying because she forgot her password.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Your mom’s midnight scream when she’s too tired to be mad but still wants to yell. She’s probably drunk and thinks you’re a monster.
'Daddy Chillax! You’re a disgrace to all humans!', Mom, 1:06 am, after three shots of tequila.
'Daddy Chillax! I hate you!', Mom, 1:06 am, but she’s also snoring.
'Daddy Chillax! You’re gonna fail life!', Mom, 1:06 am, and she’s wearing pajamas with unicorns on them.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When your mom loses her mind at 1:06 am and yells it like it’s the last word she’ll ever speak. She’s probably eating cereal and cussing your dad for being a disappointment.
'Daddy Chillax! I’m gonna murder you!', Mom, 1:06 am, but she’s also eating Froot Loops.
'Daddy Chillax! You’re a piece of trash!', Mom, 1:06 am, and she’s wearing her old pajamas from college.
'Daddy Chillax! You’re gonna die in this bed!', Mom, 1:06 am, but she’s also crying because she forgot her password again.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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