Daddy Cage
A car carrier for a married man's secret love who gets dragged along on trips so he can sneak around behind his wife's back.
I had to drive three hours with my mistress in the Daddy Cage. She kept trying to flirt with the gas station guy.
He packed his mistress in the Daddy Cage and told me it was a new sleeping bag.
My dad's mistress was in the Daddy Cage the whole time. He said it was a surprise.