Daddy Cage

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A roof rack where a cheating husband keeps his fling during family road trips so no one gets suspicious.

My wife thinks we're going to the beach. I'm gonna have to park and let my mistress out in the middle of nowhere.

I packed my side chick in the Daddy Cage and told my kids we're going to see Grandpa.

He tried to hide her in the Daddy Cage, but she kept yelling at him through the window.

A car carrier for a married man's secret love who gets dragged along on trips so he can sneak around behind his wife's back.

I had to drive three hours with my mistress in the Daddy Cage. She kept trying to flirt with the gas station guy.

He packed his mistress in the Daddy Cage and told me it was a new sleeping bag.

My dad's mistress was in the Daddy Cage the whole time. He said it was a surprise.

A roof rack for a married guy to keep his mistress in during family vacations so no one gets wise.

My dad brought his mistress in the Daddy Cage. He said it was a new backpack.

He tried to sneak her in the Daddy Cage, but she kept screaming at him.

I saw my mom's face when she realized the Daddy Cage wasn't empty.