daddy broom
when your parent or guardian gets so wrapped up in a new person that they forget you exist. they'll spend all their time and money on this person, even if they're a total dud.
Mom: 'He's gonna take me to Las Vegas!' Me: 'You said that about the guy who called you 'love' once.'
Dad: 'She's gonna take me to the stars!' Me: 'You said that about the girl who said you were 'okay'.'
Guardian: 'I'm gonna buy this guy a house!' Me: 'You bought me a poster last year and called it a house.'