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when your parent or guardian sees a new person and forgets you exist because they're too busy fawning over this new guy or girl like they're the messiah. they'll spend all their money and time on this person, even if they're a complete dud.

Mom: 'I'm gonna take him to Vegas next week!' Me: 'I haven't seen you in two months.'

Dad: 'She's the best thing since sliced bread!' Me: 'You said that about the pizza delivery guy.'

Guardian: 'I'm gonna quit my job for this guy!' Me: 'You're gonna quit your job for a guy who called you 'babe' once.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

when your parent or guardian gets so distracted by a new love interest that they treat you like you're not even there. they'll do anything for this person, even if they're a total waste of space.

Mom: 'He's gonna take me to Paris!' Me: 'You've been going to Paris for five years.'

Dad: 'I'm gonna leave you for this girl!' Me: 'You left me for a girl who said you were 'cute' once.'

Guardian: 'I'm gonna buy this guy a car!' Me: 'You bought me a bike last year and you called it a car.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

when your parent or guardian gets completely obsessed with a new person, ignoring you completely. they'll spend all their cash and time on this person, even if they're not worth it.

Mom: 'He's gonna take me to Hawaii!' Me: 'You said that about the guy who brought you coffee.'

Dad: 'She's gonna take me to the moon!' Me: 'You said that about the girl who said you were 'kinda cute'.'

Guardian: 'I'm gonna buy this guy a house!' Me: 'You bought me a backpack last year and called it a house.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

when your parent or guardian gets so wrapped up in a new person that they forget you exist. they'll spend all their time and money on this person, even if they're a total dud.

Mom: 'He's gonna take me to Las Vegas!' Me: 'You said that about the guy who called you 'love' once.'

Dad: 'She's gonna take me to the stars!' Me: 'You said that about the girl who said you were 'okay'.'

Guardian: 'I'm gonna buy this guy a house!' Me: 'You bought me a poster last year and called it a house.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

when your parent or guardian gets completely obsessed with a new person, ignoring you like you're not even there. they'll spend all their money and time on this person, even if they're not worth it.

Mom: 'He's gonna take me to the Bahamas!' Me: 'You said that about the guy who brought you donuts.'

Dad: 'She's gonna take me to the moon!' Me: 'You said that about the girl who said you were 'kinda cute'.'

Guardian: 'I'm gonna buy this guy a car!' Me: 'You bought me a skateboard last year and called it a car.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

when your parent or guardian gets so distracted by a new person that they forget you're even there. they'll spend all their time and cash on this person, even if they're a total dud.

Mom: 'He's gonna take me to Paris!' Me: 'You said that about the guy who brought you cookies.'

Dad: 'She's gonna take me to the stars!' Me: 'You said that about the girl who said you were 'kinda cute'.'

Guardian: 'I'm gonna buy this guy a house!' Me: 'You bought me a shirt last year and called it a house.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago