daddy beers
Drinking beers with another dad until some skank yells 'daddy' at you. It’s like a middle school field trip, but with more beer and less math.
My buddy and I drank 12 beers at the bar. Some girl walked in and screamed 'daddy' at us. We both cried.
Dad beers at the lake. We were so drunk, we tried to kiss the lifeguard. He called us 'daddy'.
We went to a football game. We drank until some lady at the bar yelled 'daddy' at us. We got kicked out.